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someday

here’s a part of someday’s lyrics.. -john legend

but now you’re gone
and memories all I have for now
but no it’s not over
we’ll get older we’ll get over
we’ll live to see the day that I hope for
come back to me
I still believe that
we’ll get it right again
we’ll come back to life again
we won’t say another goodbye again
you’ll live forever with me
someday, someday
we’ll be together….

presidential campaign..

indonesia’s presidential campaign is so sampah.. there’s this megawati’s commercial break campaign.. there’s someone wearing a BLUE shirt saying “yes BBM turun lagi”.. and his wife replied “ga ngaruh BBM turun lagi, wong jamannya bu mega sampe 2000, sekarang 4500″.. and her husband immediately took off his BLUE shirt and replaced it with a red one.. and the commercial break repeated 3 times..

but i think its obvious, toh megawati didnt finish her degree, jadi ga ngerti gimana kampanye yang baik.

keeps getting stronger everyday..

damn. should’ve gotten rid of this stupid thing a long time ago..  and now its like playing poker.addictive. you cant stop it from growing.  malah, even better than playing poker..

get well soon.

guilty pleasure

what should you do when you know what you’re doing is wrong but you have this pleasure you cant get in months, years, or maybe your whole life? when you have someone saying good morning and good night to start and end the day when you know you cant be with them? when you flirt with them knowing that they shouldn’t be flattered with your flirts? when you have the chance to ask their number knowing that you cant have them? when you have the whole day thinking about them knowing that they wouldn’t? when there’s this piece you’ve been looking for knowing that they shouldn’t be yours? when saying you care about them knowing that you’re too late?

i’ve been answering these questions myself lately and i just cant figure the last question. when you care about them knowing that its too late and that they care someone else… impossible answer. but as she answers, impossible just takes a little longer. way much longer for me.

sick hands i got while playing poker..

i’ve never updated my blog in months. guess i was too busy ngurusin ngupingelektro. finally after months of rotting, jiwolaksono.wordpress.com is now alive again.. and now in english mode. hahaaha..

lately, i’ve been playing poker. in fact for 14 hours in one day haha. sick.. in poker, there’s always this art when you bluff, caught in a lie, dont know how much too raise when having monster hands, or maybe the way you check when you have monster hands. And i just wanna share my monster hands that ive got while playing poker..

First, pre-flop i was holding pocket 10’s. i raised three times he big blind, everyone folded, but ray pushed me all in.. i was thinking, ace king suited or maybe lower pockets.. i called. and he turned his hands. damn! POCKET ACES.. i was like 4 to one favorite..

the flop was king, 5, 2. no help for me. the turn was a Queen. no help for me either. i was 17 to 1 favorite at the time. and the river was a 10.. damn i was sooo fucking lucky.. had to scream of disbeliefness.. haha

second, i was holding 3 and 7 off-suited in an online poker game.. i had the lowest chip count in the tournament. 9 players remain. player 2 raised, player 3 folded, and so does player 4, 5 and 6. player 7 pushed all in, player 8 called, player 9 called, and player 2 called. i was thinking at the moment, those players must have had monster hands while i was holding 3-7 off suit. i was too tired playing, so the i called.

suddenly i was playing with pocket queens, pokcet aces, king ace suited, and 10 jack suited. i was like a billion to one favorite.

and the turn was Q-4-6, all off suited. 1 player flopped a set, 1 player flopped pair aces. and i had an outside straight draw. the turn was a 9. suddenly, another player had a straight draw also.. and the river was a 5… i had straight. and i cant believe going all in with 3-7 off suit.. damn luck.. i would never ever do that again. hahaha

jiwolaksono vs ngupingelektro

ternyata pengunjung nguping elektro nyampe 578 dalam hari pertama..

lama2 kalah deh blog gw yang ini.. apa gw delete aja ya nguping elektronya? hahahaha…

Nguping Elektro

Setelah banyaknya permintaan dari rekan-rekan sejawat, akhirnya gw membuat blog NgupingElektro (dialog absurd di HME-ITB).. korban pertama totz 2006..

ENJOY….

Nafsu Tak Terkendali, Tidur dengan 1000 Pria!!

Terri Hunter
Meski menolak disebut sebagai pekerja seks komersil (PSK), Terri Hunter mengaku telah tidur dengan 1.000 pria dan dapat berhubungan badan hingga lusinan kali dalam sehari. “Saya bukan PSK,” aku perempuan berusia 25 tahun itu walaupun ia mengakui tak kuasa terhadap dorongan seks yang menghimpitnya.

Perempuan yang juga mempunyai sebutan Randy Terri itu mencari pasangan, termasuk pria yang telah berumah tangga, untuk memuaskan hasratnya itu melalui internet. Manajer customer service di Inggris ini mengaku tak memilih penampilan para pria yang diajaknya berhubungan badan selama mereka bersedia memenuhi keinginannya.

“Itulah bagian yang memprihatinkannya – luapan keinginan berhubungan seks telah menutup mata kendali diriku,” jelas Terri yang berasal dari Dagenham, Essex. “Aku tak perduli bagaimana hubungan itu berlangsung dan seperti apa rupa para pria yang kukencani. Bonus buatku apabila ternyata para pria itu kaya.”

Terry mengungkapkan telah menjadi budak dari hasrat yang sulit dikendalikannya sejak kehilangan keperawanannya pada usia 17. “Sejak saat itu aku sulit untuk mengekang keinginanku itu. Aku telah melakukannya dengan ratusan dan bahkan ribuan pria. Aku tak menghitungnya karena aku bukan PSK – aku hanya ingin memuaskan nafsu.”

“Sebagian besar orang menggambarkan aku sebagai orang baik-baik dan menarik. Aku tidak merokok, jarang minum minuman keras, tak pernah menggunakan obat bius tetapi aku telah tidur dengan hampir seribu pria.”

Terri mengaku telah berusaha mengatasi ketergantungannya itu dengan berkonsultasi bersama psikiater dan mengikuti terapi. Obat antidepresi yang diresepkan untuk dirinya tetap tak dapat mengendalikan keinginannya berhubungan seks. Bahkan Terri mengaku justru terjebak oleh keinginan untuk berhubungan seks dengan psikiater maupun ahli terapi yang ditemuinya.

Meskipun mempunyai nafsu seks tak terkendali, Terry berhasil menjaga hubungan dengan kekasihnya, Wayne, selama 2 bulan terakhir. Namun, Terry mempunyai komentar tersendiri tentang hubungan dengan kekasihnya itu. “Kusadari kalau nafsuku yang tak terbendung mungkin suatu saat nanti akan menghancurkan hubunganku itu seperti yang terjadi sebelumnya.”

Headline Koran yang Menyebalkan

Lagi iseng cari koran bekas buat ngisi TTS-nya, eh malah nemuin ini. Headline paling aneh yang pernah gw lihat. Lah, gimana enggak. Headline kok satu paragraf? Hahahahaha…

Ngakak gw liatnya.. TENGTOP? come on, you gotta do better than that!